MC Hammer Flash Mob

[via YouTube] This may be too soon after Darren's Evolution of Dance posting but I just couldn't pass up posting this MC Hammer flash mob video. Watch the video at least until you see the 60-year-old guy dancing, it isn't to be missed. Hit the jump to see the full video.

House is Demolished on Accident

Beware if the power box on the side of your house mysteriously disappears. A crew may be about to demolish your house. That's exactly what happened to a family in Sandy Springs, Georgia. The company that tore down the house wasn't given an address, map, or even a picture. They opted for the more high-tech way: GPS coordinates.

[WSBTV.com]

The demolition company said it had paperwork.

"I said, ‘Paperwork for what?' and he said, ‘For the house, to demolish the house.' I said, ‘I'm the owner of the house, I haven't given anybody any authority to demolish this house,'" said [the homeowner]....

"I said, ‘What address did you have?' and he said, ‘They sent me some GPS coordinates.' I said, ‘Don't you have an address?' (and) he said, ‘Yes, my GPS coordinates led me right to this address here and this house was described,'" said [the homeowner].

[The homeowner] said he suspects the intended target was actually across the road.

The man who cuts the grass told Byrd about a month ago that the power box was missing and there were holes punched into the walls. They both thought it was vandalism. Now, Byrd believes it was part of the preparation for the demolition.

It appears that from reading the article nobody was living in the house at the time.

I'd make some joke that maybe this was a woman's idea, but I think the blame lies directly on a man.

Woman Loses Mattress with $1 Million Inside

No, this is not a joke. A woman in Israel had been putting her life's savings in a mattress. I guess she thought this was safer than the bank. Unfortunately, the mattress got thrown out when her daughter surprised her by replacing it with a new one.


[CNN.com]

The daughter, Annat, "woke up early Sunday to get a good deal on a new mattress as a surprise for her mother.

When her mother realized the next day what her daughter had done, she told her that she had been using the mattress to stash away her life savings and had nearly $1 million padding the inside of the worn-out mattress.

Annat ran downstairs, but it was too late. The garbage truck had already taken away the money-stuffed mattress. Annat alerted the two major dump sites in the Israeli city in an effort to locate the bed, but so far she has had no luck.

The publicity has triggered a wave of people also trying to find the mattress and its contents for themselves. Burba has increased security around the dump to keep them out."

I can understand putting maybe a few thousand dollars in a mattress, but one million dollars?! Seriously, who would put their entire life savings inside of a mattress? Well, I guess she is a woman.

Proof that girls are evil

[Stacken] This image has been passed around for years but it's always worth a revisit every so often. Just a reminder of how everything fits together. Click the link to see the full-sized picture in a new window. Make sure to maximize the window to show the full picture in all of it's glorious detail.

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The World According to Americans

[Demon Baby] Highly offensive and hilarious, this map of the world demonstrates why the world loves to hate Americans. This is definitely the work of a man. Click the link to see the full-sized picture in a new window. Make sure to maximize the window to show the full picture in all of it's glorious detail.

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Awkward Family Photos.com

I guess with so many people in the world, you should never be surprised about stupid acts. But occasionally, just occasionally something so special comes around that is so amazing, so dumb, and so awkward! Welcome to the world of awkward family photos!


AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com brings you some gut busting pictures.

BAM! How does this one grab you!?!?! Seriously, what is this photographer thinking? My bet is it's the mother's sister who is pissed because the mother didn't help out at the last family thanksgiving dinner.


Our next beauty..................


If my parents did this, I can't tell you mad I would be. This is so disgusting. Parents should only be seen kissing for brief moments in the kitchen on accident, NOT and I repeat NOT passionately kissing in print for all to see forever! This is a king awkward......




Sorry Alex, had to intrude and include this beauty:
-spoon

F My Life

So there is this amazing website that one of my colleagues at school introduced me to - you have to read everything with a grain of salt, however. 90% of the material is good, wholesome coincidental fun - the other 10% might be a bit off-color and occassionally dark grey to black :(. If it is sour on your palate, I apologize.


The website is FMyLife.com - stands for f*** my life - each post begins with a person telling a story about how their life is doomed to failure or how they have the worst luck in the world - they start the post with the word "today" and no matter what, every post ends with FML (f my life) - Anyone can submit a story, and then it can be reviewed and possibly posted on the webiste. Here is my favorite one from today:

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

Enjoy

Woman Thinks Crunchberry is a Real Berry

[LoweringTheBar.net] After 4 years of deception, a woman recently discovered that Cap'n Crunch's Crunchberries are in fact not a real berry. So she tried to sue on the grounds that she had been defrauded and a breach of warranty had occurred. "The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said 'berries' were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls."


Judge Morrison England, Jr. set her straight:

"The "Crunchberries" depicted on the [box] are round, crunchy, brightly-colored cereal balls, and the [box] clearly states both that the Product contains "sweetened corn & oat cereal" and that the cereal is "enlarged to show texture." Thus, a reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world."

This is my favorite part: LoweringTheBar.net says, "The Plaintiff did not explain why she could not reasonably have figured this out at any point during the four years she alleged she bought Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries."

I picture this woman as single and housing large amounts of cats.

Funny thing is, this is not the first time someone has sued a cereal company. While dismissing the case, Judge England quoted a similar case where a person tried to sue Fruit Loops for their lack of fruit.

World Record Belly Flop

You know how the Japanese bring us those incredible Youtube pranks of naked skiers trying to get a massage? Or the human pac-man game or even the crowd favorie, human tetris! Well, here's an American making his name in Japan...




Ahh so many questions...
1) Why is this guy doing something so incredible as an American in Japan? Is he taking his show on the road? More money? America didn't let him try something so foolish?
2) Was this a bad dare that escalated to a world record?
3) How do you practice for this? Does he wear a steel shirt?
4) How the freak does this guy have the nerve to make that jump? You could never and I mean never pay me to make this jump 4ft off the ground.

Never Let a Woman do a Man's Job!

Economic times are tough. Do-it-yourself (DIY) projects are popular to save money. But never let a woman try to do a man's job. It will cost you more in the end. Hailing from Minneapolis, Carol Taddei is the perfect example. She tried to install her own toilet for a few hundred dollars, but the job ended up costing $3,000 to have a man come and fix it.


[NYTimes.com] Her master bedroom toilet began to break down and so she thought she'd do some Home Depot-ing to take care of it. Initially things looked good, until the room's ceiling below the new toilet collapsed. Back to Home Depot!
In her plight, Carol starting driving like other women we have featured, and tore the bumper off her car frantically leaving her garage.
Later, as a result of her skills, a bunch of shelves holding flower pots and garden tools collapsed on her head.

Realizing she was defeated, Carol called in a local emergency service: Mr. Handyman.

After 3 days of confusion, Carol's house was restored. The bill? $3,000. Next time, call that Mr. Handyman first.

My guess is she forgot to replace the wax bowl ring. She should have gone here.

Women Drivers, Pt. 2

Women drivers are never a boring story. The following is a TRUE story: A blonde lady was driving down the interstate and started to have a funny noise and 'vibration' in her vehicle. The car then just turned off and rolled to a stop. Here's why:


This blonde ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around the bottom of the vehicle enough to put a tear in the gas tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft. This blonde complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.

This is what the dealership found . . .

Let the Facts Speak

I ain't hatin' on women drivers, but this video doesn't speak well. Notice the clock in the lower left when the car is trying park and it just isn't working out. Watch the following video:

How to De-plane Faster

[Consumerist.com] "Here's a little advice for all you impatient people out there. We know its really annoying when you're towards the middle of the plane and have to wait for all the stupid, slow people in front of you to pick up their crap and get off the plane — but don't think that you can just open the emergency exit and walk around on the wing of the plane.

That's what one mad man at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport did — and now he's in police custody. [Police spokesman Sgt. Tommy] Thompson says the flight taxied into the gate at Sky Harbor Terminal 3. As people were getting off the plane, the man opened an emergency door and walked out on the plane's wing. Police and federal authorities questioned the man. Thompson says charges are pending."

If you read the manlog, its your responsibility not to be a stupid man. This story should help that.

How to Scam a Nigerian

I'm sure you've all received an email or offer at some point to sell your craigslist/ebay item overseas, financially rescue a long lost princess relative, or cash a $50,000 check from Angola. The following story outlines one man's quest to scam a scammer.

Alert- You Cannot Send A Drawing Of A Spider As Payment

This is the Hack-of-the-Week post. (Although, this hack doesn't work.)

"David didn't have the money to pay his account, so he decided to see if they'd accept a drawing instead. Turns out they won't. The email exchange that follows is hilarious, and much more entertaining for both parties than the old put-the-wrong-check-in-the-envelope trick"
Read the email here.

Celebrities in Utah

This is a hilarious PDF with pics of what celebs might look like if they were products of Utah: download

<-That, btw, is Johnny Depp