How to De-plane Faster

[Consumerist.com] "Here's a little advice for all you impatient people out there. We know its really annoying when you're towards the middle of the plane and have to wait for all the stupid, slow people in front of you to pick up their crap and get off the plane — but don't think that you can just open the emergency exit and walk around on the wing of the plane.

That's what one mad man at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport did — and now he's in police custody. [Police spokesman Sgt. Tommy] Thompson says the flight taxied into the gate at Sky Harbor Terminal 3. As people were getting off the plane, the man opened an emergency door and walked out on the plane's wing. Police and federal authorities questioned the man. Thompson says charges are pending."

If you read the manlog, its your responsibility not to be a stupid man. This story should help that.