Ukranian Icebath

This is one of the reason the main the man-log exist. My brother in law Brandon showed this to me. Had I never brought up the man-log idea, he never would have showed this to me, and you wouldn't be able to enjoy this humor. Point being.... when you see something this good YOU SHOW IT TO THE PEOPLE!!!

How to Scam a Nigerian

I'm sure you've all received an email or offer at some point to sell your craigslist/ebay item overseas, financially rescue a long lost princess relative, or cash a $50,000 check from Angola. The following story outlines one man's quest to scam a scammer.

This explains it all

For anyone wondering why Phelps is soooo good...

I waste time on Youtube, so you don't have to!

The sweet things you find on Youtube. I mean, what was I doing when I was 14yrs old? Anything worthy of Youtube? Well, if you consider staying up all night to beat NBA Jam on Super Nintendo then I am worthy. Without further ado, watch this 14 yr old kid impressively beatbox a few of pop cultures famous songs.

Alert- You Cannot Send A Drawing Of A Spider As Payment

This is the Hack-of-the-Week post. (Although, this hack doesn't work.)

"David didn't have the money to pay his account, so he decided to see if they'd accept a drawing instead. Turns out they won't. The email exchange that follows is hilarious, and much more entertaining for both parties than the old put-the-wrong-check-in-the-envelope trick"
Read the email here.

The Sports Czar - We Salute You!

This is written by the Sports Guy on ESPN.com. In being asked to be the 'Sports Czar' this is what he came up with if he could change the world of sports. And its, well, incredible. Please read, and then dream about College football play-offs, U.S. vs Canada hockey, and a game of H-O-R-S-E at the NBA All-Star Weekend. If you enjoy sports, you must read further.

Q: I would like to nominate you, Bill Simmons, for a new Sports Czar position in the Obama cabinet. It's a position that's needed in government, no? You're the only one who can save this country from future sports missteps.
-- Travis, Minneapolis

SG: Travis, I accept your nomination even though I lack the legal background, the authority and the connections. With 10 weeks to fine-tune my platform before President Obama officially takes office, here's a rough draft of ideas I'm kicking around. Some of them have already been mentioned in this column; I just wanted to get everything in one place. Feel free to send me any additional suggestions. On the first week of 2009, I will post a complete platform for my bid to become the first Sports Czar.

Creations: A college football playoff system; a uniform boxing organization; a better trophy for the World Series; championship belts for the defending NBA champs that they must bring to every game; a hierarchy of alcoholic beverages for baseball celebrations (cheap beer, then good beer, then cheap champagne, then good champagne); an NBA expansion team in Seattle, effective for the 2010-11 season; a no-exception three-city rotation for the Super Bowl among New Orleans, Miami and San Diego; a full-length indoor basketball court in the White House, with all games involving Obama televised on NBA TV; a purple Masters-type sports coat for the winning March Madness coach (presented to him by last year's coach as Jim Nantz orgasmically looks on); relegation for Major League Baseball (a 30-team league with the bottom two teams forced to move to Triple-A for a year).

Eliminations: The backstroke, butterfly and breaststroke events in the Olympics; baseball managers cannot wear uniforms anymore; no more seat licenses, NIT or Tony Siragusa; no NFL division champ can make the playoffs unless it wins nine games; no more three-man booths except for Van Gundy, Jackson and Breen; the bullpens can't empty during a baseball fight; no NHL ticket can cost more than $75; no tax write-offs for season tickets, but you CAN write off luxury suites; no more sideline reporters unless they agree to dress like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"; no more cell-phone calls by spectators during sporting events (you can only text); no more sunglasses in the World Series of Poker.

Restructures: The NHL will disband eight teams, move a few more to Canada and form 11-team conferences in the United States and Canada; Fox's No. 1 team for baseball broadcasts will be selected in a vote by the users of FoxSports.com; the Nets and Bobcats will merge and move to Vegas next season (and become the Las Vegas Dice); the Utah Jazz and New Orleans Hornets will switch nicknames; Gus Johnson will be promoted to CBS' lead play-by-play guy for March Madness and the Final Four; Buffalo residents can purchase the Bills in a public trust (like how Sconnies own the Packers); all "live" sporting events will be shown live again and not on a brief tape delay, and if anyone out there can't handle hearing an occasional F-bomb, then don't watch live sporting events; a three-game exhibition season for the NFL with two regular-season bye weeks (not one); the entry fee for the WSOP will be raised to $25,000; two rounds for the Home Run Derby and that's it; H-O-R-S-E for NBA All-Star Weekend; ESPN Classic's budget is tripled; the Olympics and World Cup will happen every three years (not four).

New rules: No pregame show will be allowed to have more than four people (except for NBC's "Football Night in America," which will shift to a "Hollywood Squares" format); if you purchase a player's jersey and that player is traded within 12 months, you can return the jersey and buy a new one for half price; incoming college freshman recruits don't have to honor an NCAA scholarship if their sleaze-bag coach ditched them after he signed them; all professional owners either have to sell their team before they turn 80 or before they start looking like a sea monster; a forced agreement where the NFL Network is carried by all cable systems; baseball fans get to vote on the entrance music for their closers; golfers have to carry their own bags for the PGA Championship; the "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" will replace the Australian Open as tennis' fourth major (with the top six male and female tennis players competing against MTV cast members); no more 20/20 flashes on sports radio shows (we move to a 30/30 flash); the U.S. Olympic basketball team cannot have anyone over 25 years old; David Halberstam's "The Breaks of the Game" must be re-released; Chris Rose will be liberated from "The Best Damn Sports Show" and given a better show; Tropicana Field is immediately blown up; Isiah Thomas will replace Donna Orender as the commissioner of the WNBA, effective immediately.

Where did Evolution go wrong with Cats?

We live in the 'ghetto' of a pretty nice town, which means instead of murders and gangs walking our streets, we have to deal with something almost worse, stray cats. They are everywhere, they smell, they scare the crap out of me and megs when were walking up our stairs, and they pee on our door step! It's horrible, which got me thinking....

I will openly admit that I want to be a cat guy! (Please keep reading, just trust me and hear me out on this one) But I'll be the first to admit that there the worst pet animals ever. There lazy, they sleep all day, there never around, they don't play fetch, and you can't take them to the woods, mountains, camping, or even a walk. I mean there is really nothing appealing about cats. But I want to pose the question that needs asking. WHY?!? I mean, think about it. The jaguar, the Bobcat, the panther, the cheetah, the tiger, and the lion - All incredible animals that anyone, man or women will agree that they are some of the coolest animals on earth, across the board. Their predatory attitude in the wild along with their uncanny speed, agile movements, and so much more makes them so unique and fun to watch. We pay ridiculous amounts of money to watch them in caged scenarios, let alone on the discovery channels. But when it comes to their little brother, we shoo them, we ignore them, and we simply despise them. Isn't this is the equivalent of having Erkel be the little brother of Fonzi. It just doesn't make sense to me. Somewhere along the line, someone started breeding the runts of the bobcat family. I mean, there has to be a logical explanation. I want to know what happened? Where did evolution take the wrong turn? When and where did these cats become boring? When did they become the stray nuisance that they are? I just want answers!!! I want to know why having a cat isn't like having a miniature jaguar or cheetah walking around my house!

Thank you Dave Chappelle

 

Holla if ya'll see a leprechaun!!!

Just watch the clip. I can't say anything else about this.

The tumble of one Scarlet Seavers

On October 9 of this historic year while the economy was hitting new lows, the presidential debates were raging on, and all men everywhere were angry Katie Holmes had been replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal--a certain young woman by the name of Scarlet Seavers decided to bring 4 minutes of happiness to Youtube viewers across the internet.  Not even a month later her earth-shattering "tumble" has been seen over 3 million times. 

And now I present it to you for your viewing pleasure.

PS- Many who want the cheap, quick humor can fast forward to the 2:30 mark--but I highly recommend the buildup.  

Celebrities in Utah

This is a hilarious PDF with pics of what celebs might look like if they were products of Utah: download

<-That, btw, is Johnny Depp

Mexican Joust

This is posted per Alex's request.

This video is from the movie Quick Change. If you don't think its funny, rent the movie and watch the whole thing. Its hilarious!

Election 2008

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You have to watch this video a few times to see everything in it. There are so many little puns you don't catch the first time. Its freakin hilarious.

Cast Your Vote

My Brother in Law brought this to my attention. How ridiculously similar do they look?

Alan and Jerome - That's Us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4b0NIKgJVI&feature=related


Has there ever been a better series of commercials that never aired outside of one city?