Time Waster: Star Wars in Asciimation

[via Asciimation] For your viewing pleasure, some loser genius produced Star Wars into a text-only silent movie. I didn't have time to watch the whole thing but what I saw was sweet. I don't even want to think how much time went into it. Hit the jump to see the asciimation movie.

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DIY Despair Poster Contest

Though we all know and love the anti-motivational posters of despair.com, there is nothing better than a quality homemade one. For this reason we are holding a contest for the best homemade anti-motivational poster (open now until Friday the 10th). Read on for the rules, examples of great homemade posters, and a link to the DIY Despair Poster Generator.



Images must be emailed to jppistachio@gmail.com (addressed to Joe, my alter ego) before 5 P.M. on Friday the 10th. Extra points are given to submissions using the picture of the fake ninja turtle guys (which can be accessed here) but all submissions will be accepted.

Although not required. It would probably make your life easier to use despair.com's DIY Poster Generator. There will be a prize awarded for the best submitted entry and the winner will be decided by a panel of judges and voting on the man-log (American Idol style).


Below are examples of the glory of a homemade despair poster:














Click to open to view a bigger version, it'll be funnier when you do.

Nintendo in your Browser!

There's nothing like revisiting the glory days by using an emulator to play free NES games. Usually I won't mess with emulators to avoid viruses but this site requires no downloads (it uses Java instead). Enjoy the glory: www.nintendo8.com/all/