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Texting Insanity

Blake has met his match. I think he holds the record among friends for the most texts in 1 month: around 3000. Well, that's nothing compared to this 13-year-old: She racked up over 14,000 texts in one month. That's an average of one every 2 minutes during waking hours. That's not all that's amazing...

[New York Post]"The California man's 13-year-old daughter, Reina, racked up an astonishing 14,528 text messages in one month. The online AT&T statement ran 440 pages.

It works out to 484 text messages a day, or one every two minutes of every waking hour.

Luckily, Hardesty has a phone plan that allows unlimited texting for $30 a month. Otherwise, he estimates, he would have owed AT&T $2,905.60 at a rate of 20 cents per message.

Her parents have since placed restrictions on Reina's cellphone use; she cannot text after dinner."


Weak! The Man-Log now has a new competition. Who can beat her record?

Prank Wars

If you have never partaken in the glorious fruits of a prank then don't even bother with this post. These guys take pranks to a whole new level.

Many of us have put a whoopie cushion on someone's seat or caused someone to end up with Icy Hot in some undesirable places. Many pranks cause harm to the receiving party, but every so often there comes a prank that can never be repeated and is immortalized in the record books.

These college students take pranks to a whole new level. This proves that a good prank requires patience and planning. Read here.

Watch Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Speedy Stripper

Here is a little trick all of us guys may benefit from knowing when it comes to "game time."

I would give an explanation, but the video explains it all. Why read when you can watch? Watch for the quick censorship done by a picture of someone's head. I wonder what the girls are thinking?

Everything is amazing but nobody's happy!

Why is it that everything is amazing right now but yet nobody is happy? My Grandparents are closing in on the 'end' and in thinking about their life, just think about this. They saw the INVENTION's of the car, the phone, the internet, air travel, TV, Microwave, flushing toilets, and anything else that makes your day what it is. This comedian helps us understand more fully....

My favorites are the rotary phone and the cell phone. "Give it a second! It's going to SPACE!" As well as calling the president to use his credit card... priceless. Not too mention the airplane bit! I just thought this video should be watched because it makes you feel pretty bad knowing that somehow you fall into the trap that he is making fun of. Does anyone not agree with what he says? Rise up oh selfish generation!

Listen, watch a movie and take a dump and your across the country... THAT"S A MIRACLE!

Nintendo in your Browser!

There's nothing like revisiting the glory days by using an emulator to play free NES games. Usually I won't mess with emulators to avoid viruses but this site requires no downloads (it uses Java instead). Enjoy the glory: www.nintendo8.com/all/

Man Hides in IKEA Washcloths

There's a man that has successfully infiltrated IKEA! He hides himself in the pile of washcloths and then as a pile of boxes. My question is: How did he get in there with these suits? Didn't anyone stop him and say, "Hey! Wait a minute! You can't wear that here!" Videos are included!

[Consumerist.com] "Some German's art project is to engage in "urban camouflage" by creating three different gillie suits made of bulk IKEA items: piles of dishcloths, boxes, and shopping bags. Then he goes and "hides" out in the open inside the IKEA, blending in with his surroundings and only disturbing shoppers when he moves. Hilarious, brilliant!"


I could only find the first 2 videos for Urban Camouflage. Go to their website and see pics of the whole thing documented. The pics for Urban Camouflage 3 are priceless.


I took the liberty of starting the clip at a part when a man walks by and sees movement. Watch the whole thing to see amazing positions this guy can get in.




I also started this one when a lady walks by. She gets scared and leaves!

Utah Fuels Porn Industry

I may get slammed for posting this, but I am nonetheless. In a recent study, Utah has been found to be the state in the USA that consumes the most online porn. If you don't believe it the facts are below:

In Utah, there are on average 5.47 people in 1,000 that pay for their jollies on the internet. The Salt Lake Tribune did this story a few days ago that highlighted the details and gives a few reasons why this could be true. Some of them are: porn is harder to get here because of laws, and porn tends to be more popular with younger crowds (which Utah has a larger portion of, comparatively.)

What is interesting is that neighboring states Montana and Idaho are the two lowest consuming states. They subscribe 1.92 and 1.98 per 1,000 people, respectively.

"Pamela Atkinson, head of the Utah Coalition Against Pornography, said other indications, such has Utah ranking second in Google searches for 'hot sex' and 'naughty,' back up what Edelman has found."

When comparing the numbers, they found that having a college degree and being divorced increased the number of subscribers. Interestingly enough, the categories of being married and having a graduate degree decreased the amount of requested porn.

And we wonder why the Mormon church has such a strong stance against pornography. Its rampant in the motherland. Although, the Consumerist blog tells people to think twice before giggling at the Mormons.

You can read the whole report about who consumes the most porn here.

The 'Bat Boy'

Did you hear about the minor league baseball player that was traded for 10 baseball bats? No seriously, he was traded for 10 wooden made bats! Are you kidding me?!?! How humiliating would you be? How would you react? .... Its unfortunate what he did...



Ask the most hard-core baseball fan about John C. Odom and most likely you’ll get a blank stare. Yet millions of people have heard of the slender right-hander.

He was “Bat Man” or “Bat Guy” or “Bat Boy,” the minor league baseball player traded for 10 maple bats.

It became a big joke last May when word of the unusual swap jumped off the sports pages, and the former San Francisco Giants prospect went from pitcher to punch line.
“People are like, ’I’d kill myself’ and stuff,” Odom said at the time, dismissing any such notion.

Three weeks after the trade, he abruptly left the team.

Six months after the trade, he was dead.

The medical examiner said Odom’s death in Georgia on Nov. 5 at age 26 was an accidental overdose from heroin, methamphetamine, the stimulant benzylpiperazine and alcohol.

Odom’s death had drawn little notice by the start of spring training this year. Now, former teammates, managers and club officials keep asking a question for which there is no satisfying answer.

“I guarantee this trade thing really bothered him. That really worried me,” said Dan Shwam, who managed Odom last year on the Laredo Broncos of the United League. “I really believe, knowing his background, that this drove him back to the bottle, that it put him on the road to drugs again.”

Shwam added: “There were some demons chasing him, they’d been after him for a long time. But there’s no way to really know whether the trade did it, is there?” .............

Something tells me it did.

JayWalking

Many of us stay up late and watch the Tonight Show. Even though Jay Leno is usually not a very funny guy, he does a fantastic job asking people on the street easy questions and getting hilarious answers. It is sad how many people have no idea about the basics of our country. See if you can keep up with the following questions...


This video deals with money. With the recession and all, we need to get serious and understand how our economy works. Did the first one say she's a student?!?




This next video is for all you geography buffs out there. A lot of people have a hard time pointing to things on a map. The last girl is absolutely, astoundingly retarded. Alex, you may not want to watch this one. You will probably be appalled.

One Crazy Idea!

I've had a lot of crazy ideas....but none like this!

So what did Acea Shomaker do that some may have never thought of and fewer have tried?
Just watch the following video:

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Your Salary vs. Alex Rodriguez

You see Alex Rodriguez sign a 250 million dollar deal but how much does that really mean to you? How many hours at your job looking at a computer, staring into someone's mouth, or cold calling will it take for you to measure up? Prepare to be depressed.

You see Alex Rodriguez sign a 250 million dollar deal but how much does that really mean to you? How many hours at your job looking at a computer, staring into someone's mouth, or cold calling will it take for you to measure up? Prepare to be depressed.

Think about it this way? How many hits does it take for A-rod to earn 50k? How many at-bats for Dustin Pedroia to earn your years salary? How much more are you going to read before you get depressed? Plug in your yearly salary in this calculator and find out!

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Cat Scratch Fever

I can't really say I'm a cat or a dog person, but I felt like there needed to be a video response to Blake's Dog Nightmare post -
This cat acts like it just discovered what it feels like to have its back scratched:

Dog Nightmare

I've got a few people in my class at school that are always watching youtube/online videos - I got a forwarded link to a video that made my jaw drop - maybe it will do the same to you. Enjoy: