Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tryouts for Dodgeball

Blake wanted to post it, but I am adding my text. (This is Alex)

Is that the fastest our secret service can get? The guy got 2 shoes off and thrown at the President of the United States before anyone came running out the back. I mean, what if they guy had a more deadly weapon, he would have gotten 2 chances at striking down our president!

2nd- Congrats Iraq on being democratic, in the old world/way - that guy would have been shot for disprecting a leader. And who says were not winning the war!

3rd- This is the type of thing I am looking for in a President. Seriously, he went up at least 2% in my ratings for his agility to dodge the shoe.

4th - Please rewatch it and look at the Senator or whomever is next to him give his pathetic attempt at blocking the shoe. How embarassing, I mean John McCain could have gotten his hands higher and faster. Speaking of.....

5th- Why there be a obstacle course debate. All throughout the debate, McCain v Obama are trying to give their memorized answers while dodging shoes, food, pillows, etc.. Your telling me you wouldn't watch that? On another note, it's amazing that Bush still gets up everyday and does what he is asked to do. If everyone in the world was literally and figuratively throwing shoes at you, would you continue going to school or working long days for that company? Good for you George Bush and (Insert announcer voice) 'we'll see you on the next American Gladiators.'

1 comments:

spoon said...

I didn't notice it before, but alex is right, the guy's attempt to block the 2nd shoe is way energetic!