Women Drivers, Pt. 2

Women drivers are never a boring story. The following is a TRUE story: A blonde lady was driving down the interstate and started to have a funny noise and 'vibration' in her vehicle. The car then just turned off and rolled to a stop. Here's why:


This blonde ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around the bottom of the vehicle enough to put a tear in the gas tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft. This blonde complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.

This is what the dealership found . . .